Behold the Kickmen

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About

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as 'The Wonderful Game'. Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Game Details

Developer:Size Five Games
Release:July 20, 2017
Metacritic:58
Platforms:
PC
IndieCasualSportsAction

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