The Procession to Calvary

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About

Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

Game Details

Developer:Joe Richardson
Release:April 9, 2020
Metacritic:78
Platforms:
PC
IndieAction2DComedy

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